Love you mom!!
But really...she is a jerk.
She called me yesterday morning...waking me up by the way!
Here's how our conversation went:
Mom: Are you awake?
Me: I am now...
Mom: Let's pretend you are here in Austin already. I'm going to take the afternoon off so we can go to lunch, get manicures and pedicures then go see a movie.
Me: ooookkkkaaaayyyyy....
Mom: We can even take Little Butt to lunch with us, she can get her nails done, then your sister can watch her when we go see a movie. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Me: Why are you being so mean??
Mom: Around my work we have Panera, Olive Garden, Red Lobster...
Me: Oh I know. Pappasitos!
Mom: Do we have one of those! Yes we do! Okay. What movie do you want to go see??
Me: I don't even know what's playing. And this is pointless anyway.
Mom: Okay. Well I'm at work now. I'll talk to you later.
Me: Okay. See you this afternoon!!
After this conversation, knowing that this isn't a possibility for another couple months, I pretty much felt like this:
